I have managed to remain living until now. I am still working out a lot of the details. This project is mostly fine, but could be offensive to most adult people. It is ongoing, so please donate! *Venmo - @Emily-Friedman-16*
My dream client would be fathers who keep misplacing their sons. Ads full of dads shouting about their filthy, fully-grown sons.
The last time I swam in the ocean I almost died. I deserved it. To celebrate my escape from the waves, I ate at Cheeseburgers in Paradise and again, almost died. Guess it’s safe to say this lil' lady is still trying to make it to Margaritaville.
Cat lady, novice cool person, freelance cartoon character.
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